I'm the Batman!

So, I was watching Batman Begins today. It's a great movie, but there are some glaring inconsistancies.

1. Real ninjas could not be killed by a building exploding. I just finished reading The Ninja Handbook. Really now. An explosion? These are guys that are used to fighting mantataurs in the Killcific Ocean. No explosion will get them.

2. Okay, the microwave emitter can instantly vaporize huge amounts of water, but has no negative effect on humans? May I remind you that the human body is mostly made of water? Come on, guys. All the humans near that thing would be vaporized too.

3. Alfred is the coolest person in the movie.

4. Why is the little boy not terrified of Rachel, or for that matter, the Batman himself? Who knows. Maybe he is an awesome little boy.

5. How did Scarecrow not gas himself all the times? Does his burlap-sack mask have a filter? What about when he wasn't wearing it? Is he immune? Hmm...

That's all I can think of right now. I really love the movie, there are just things that I wonder about.

Also, Liam Neeson is amazing. Ra's al Ghul, the dad in Taken, Qui-Gon Jinn, Oskar Schindler... and if he needed to be any more awesome, he voiced the dad in Ponyo. Yeah. He's that cool.

Well, that's all I got for now. Go watch Ponyo.